From the Book - First Gallery Books hardcover edition
An open letter to my vagina
An introduction to my stuffed animals
Excerpt from my journal in 1994 (age thirteen) with footnotes from 2016
Things you don't know about me
Excerpt from my journal in 1999 (age eighteen) with footnotes from 2016
Excerpt from my journal in 2001 (age twenty) with footnotes from 2016
Excerpt from my journal in 2003 (age twenty-two) with footnotes from 2016
How to become a stand-up comedian
Times it's okay for a man not to make a woman come during sex
The worst night of my life
Things that make me insanely furious
An exciting time for women in Hollywood
Things that make me happy
The sun will come out tomorrow
What I want people to say at my funeral
Rider for the funeral of Amy Schumer
Forgiving my lower back tattoo
