Donald Rump
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THE F**KING IDIOT...
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD ...
That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
AND, GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT...
By his letter he is known.
W.
W for Wacky. W for...
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Hank Larmspitz tiene un plan.
Bueno, más o menos.
Va a ser el primer hombre en la luna, maldita sea, y va a hacerlo sin la ayuda de un traje espacial o incluso de una nave espacial.
¿Qué tiene en mente exactamente?
Dan Dinkerleaf, un reportero local de KAAS-LD en Eureeka, quiere averiguarlo. Y cuando descubre las verdaderas intenciones de Hank, eso pone a prueba su paciencia. "¿En serio?", espeta. "¿No le parece que su teoría es... oh, no...
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When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinch guard won't do them, the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering.
Will the two lovebirds cash in on their free weekend getaway and make things right between...
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Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. "So you're leaving me for a fart?” Helen exclaimed.
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Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And, not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba!
Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or, is this Christmas really going to stink?
For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.
NOTE: There is some foul language and adult humor inside, so it's really not intended for children.
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THE F**KING IDIOT...
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD...
That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
AND, GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT...
By his letter he is known.
W.
W for Wacky. W for...
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THE F**KING IDIOT . . .Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . .By his letter he is known.W.W for Wacky. W for...
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Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump brings you four flatulent tales of love, betrayal and everyone's favorite green gas in one unforgettable volume.
Intended for mature audiences. Approximately 11,000 words in all.
BOTTLING FARTS
Could the greatest power...
The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination...
The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness...
...be obtained by bottling farts???
"Shh...it's...
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VLAD WIECHOWSKY has never smelled worse! Fresh off a plane from Honolulu, which surprisingly didn't crash, it doesn't take long before trouble finds him. But that's nothing a few, nice, timely, juicy air biscuits can't fix. Or not... Approximately 3,000 words.
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Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together four new flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals and everyone's favorite green gas in one dastardly volume. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 14,000 words in all.
THE $500 QUESTION
Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And, not just any fart, a Spanish fart. Hay caramba!...
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Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies? Or will Mackelroy talk his way out of another hazardous situation...
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Los temores de Helen Hubbard finalmente se han confirmado. Una mañana, durante el almuerzo en su restaurante favorito, su esposo Gary le confiesa que la ha estado engañando, y está listo para abandonarla en un instante. Cuando ella hurga en el asunto, descubre más de lo que quería saber sobre Muffy, la misteriosa amante de él. "¿Entonces me estás dejando por un pedo?", exclamó Helen.
Para un lectores maduros (y no tanto). Aproximadamente...
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Cuando un hombre se enamora perdidamente de un pedo asesino, le resulta difícil aceptar su misteriosa partida. ¿Fue algo que dijo? ¿Algo que hizo? ¿Era su pene demasiado pequeño? Nada tiene sentido. "Te encontraré, mi querida Floofy. ¡Aunque sea lo último que haga!"
Para lectores maduros (y no tanto). Aproximadamente 4400 palabras.
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THE F**KING IDIOT ...
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD ...
That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT...
By his letter he is known.
W.
W for Wacky. W for...
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Diez historias de amor, traición y ese gas verde favorito de todos en un inolvidable volumen.
Para lectores adultos (maduros o no). Aproximadamente 30.000 palabras.
EMBOTELLANDO PEDOS
¿Podría el poder más grande...
El camino a la riqueza, más allá de nuestra imaginación más salvaje...
La clave para alcanzar el más alto nivel de conciencia espiritual y la felicidad...
... Ser obtenido por pedos embotellado???
--Es nuestro secreto......