Now that I have you here

Be free, you wrinkly ghost!

Failure resume

Inside voice

Confessions: antisocial skills

Being well

Confessions: the body electric

To do or not to do

A night in the life of revenge bedtime procrastination (RBP)

The agreeability industrial complex

Don't get mad, get even ... more mad

Confessions: it's not personal(ity)

Ha!ku

Anxiety in three acts

Confessions: survival skills

Unboxing my real life rom-com

No comment

Confessions: the brains of the bunch

Talking about nothing

Distant dispatches from the land of virtual interaction

Standing up on my own terms

Imagined reviews for, ahem, this book

I tried: and epilogue

Acknowledgements