When he proposed, I had to pinch myself. Up until then, his most romantic gesture was buying me a 128-piece tool kit. When recently engaged Nat flips through a bridal magazine, she spots a quiz on page 111 about being ready for marriage. After failing it, she's determined to prove it wrong. If only it was that easy... Getting married to Archie, whose smile makes her insides go funny, should be a dream come true. So why is it a total nightmare? Examples...

It's been ten days, two hours and forty-three minutes since Tansy got dumped. Two heartbreaking weeks since Renzo, who made her weak at the knees and dizzy with excitement, found out Tansy's secret — and ended it on the spot. Since then, she's spent every evening scrolling through their old photos, drunk texted him twenty-six times (he stopped reading after five), and lost count of how many packets of Kleenex she's cried her way through. But while...

I almost gave up on love. My ex, who called his private parts 'Nigel', was enough to put me off men forever. But then I met Joe. Alice thought she'd found Mr. Right. Her blue-eyed boyfriend Joe gives her butterflies, makes her bacon sandwiches when she's hungover, and doesn't have a nickname for any of his body parts. She should have known it was too good to be true. Because one day, Alice and Joe bump into Zoe. According to him, Zoe's 'just an...

Seriously, why do guys on dating apps think I want a picture of what's in their pants? I could open an art gallery with the collection I've got. Zoe really doesn't want to die alone and surrounded by cats. But it's not looking good: she's had sex precisely twice in the last year, and her feline friend isn't the kind of male company she wants in bed...Her top dating disasters include:1) The guy who kissed her hand, took out a violin and serenaded...